Hi, I’m Emmet,

I’m a struggling multi-instrumentalist, with a strong distaste for miscreants.

An example of a perfect night includes socializing (I’m alcohol and tobacco friendly), discussing the Romney campaign and spinning some old Pat Boone records.. yes, I collect vinyl.

Here’s the thing though…I do have a bit of temper. If I see something beyond the walls of my moral fortress, I’ve been known to fly into a deep, red rage and foam at the mouth.

If you’re caring, open-minded and patient, I know you can help me jump over my own shadow. Please adopt me.

Adoption: $375 Dollars (Free shipping within US)