Hi, I’m Dennis,

I do not want to meet you at the club. I do not want to meet you in the veggie isle. I do not want to meet you at the laundry mat and I probably won’t meet you at church (not to say that I dont go to church).

I have been practicing the self cleansing art of celibacy for the past few years. All my life I had been that dog who wouldn’t allow myself to be happy with just one person. Although I would have two or three friends at any given time; I felt alone.

I come in my most humbled state of existence. I don’t want to return to my old ways. I didn’t go through a twelve step program for nothing.

If this doesn’t work…I will just go back to what I know works. I’m looking for someone to become friends with and see where it goes.

Adoption: $275 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

Hi, I’m Gabriel

Have you ever been with someone but still felt very much alone? I am looking for that person who I can talk to and not feel like I am talking to a brick wall. I need a friend. It’s nice to have someone you can vent to at times and I want to be there to vent for you.

Age, race not important. I want to get to know you from the inside.

Adoption: $175 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

Hi, I’m Brent

Greetings, first off I would like to say thank you for taking the time to read this. Well I am 44 (look 32), I work and go to school full time.

I enjoy both my job and my education. I find intelligence to be a wonderful thing. I am also one of the most honest people you may ever meet. I always like to speak my mind.

Random facts: I love to read, write and go bowling when I can. I love to think of designs that can help the future. Also enjoy maintaining my swords.

Honestly, I am not looking for much. Just want a chance to love someone.

Adoption: $175 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

THX FOR THE SHOUT OUT DC!!!
David Cross whipped out one of our creations during his performance at the Funny Bone in Columbus, OH.
Thx Jedediaj

THX FOR THE SHOUT OUT DC!!!

David Cross whipped out one of our creations during his performance at the Funny Bone in Columbus, OH.

Thx Jedediaj


UPDATE: SORRY, SOLD OUT

Hell Yeah!!!
The good folks at Kiosk were kind enough to give us some table space for our first mini-exhibition. Hurry though, they are selling out fast. At time of post there are three left! Wow!
Kiosk — 95 Spring Street  New York, NY 10012

UPDATE: SORRY, SOLD OUT

Hell Yeah!!!

The good folks at Kiosk were kind enough to give us some table space for our first mini-exhibition. Hurry though, they are selling out fast. At time of post there are three left! Wow!

Kiosk — 95 Spring Street  New York, NY 10012

Hot off the press…T-shirts are here!
Price: $20 Dollars (Free shipping in US)

Hot off the press…T-shirts are here!

Price: $20 Dollars (Free shipping in US)

Hi, I’m Kevin

This heart has several breaks & cracks that are patched up the best that they can be with time. This heart still has plenty of love left in it for the right person. That person can’t hurt my heart because the next break might damage it beyond repair. This person can’t lie to my heart because my heart has been lied to enough.

This person has to love my heart for all of the chips, scars & breaks in it. This heart will never hurt you, it will always love you no matter what. It will always support you. It will never lie to you. It will always be there for you when you need love.

You may rent the heart in the beginning, but after a little while, it will be yours to own with a lifetime guarantee.

Adoption: $375 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

Hi, I’m Steve

Don’t have a lot planned for tomorrow. Looking for someone who doesn’t want to spend the rest of the week alone and would like to hang out. Someone to spend some time with, cuddle up with. If you want to, watch a movie or listen to some music.

I love talking, playing all sorts of games and taking drives around. I’m 420 friendly but don’t have to. I have some wine to share, give a great massage and love making people laugh. No drama, no expectations and absolutely no pressure for anything.

Adoption: $275 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

Hi, I’m Butler

SO what do I want??? hmmmm…Someone that has more beauty within themself than the exterior. Who really wants to be with a person who is just not a nice person?

You wanna be able to be around them. Have your free time with the trust factor. In other words…not a million calls.

Im not perfect. I have done a lot of wrong and made many mistakes. I will never do the same mistake twice. A lesson taught is a lesson learned… 

Let’s get to know one another.

Adoption: $350 Dollars (Free shipping within US)

Hi, I’m Michael

I’m looking to meet someone that feels like me. Im looking for someone that dosent base their choice on looks because they’re not important to me, just what is in their heart.

Before you ask…yes im real. You should know that I’m very affectionate. If you are looking for the same thing I’d be happy to chat with you. Please no skinnies.

Adoption: $75 Dollars (Free shipping within US)